A Song about Tumblr by Lauren Drabenstott
Lyrics:
You’re the biggest time waster that ever exists
But my time’s not wasted when I’m looking at pics
Of my OTP and tons and tons of butts
Yes, butts
This is my ode to the only site
Where reblogging gifs takes up half my night
And I fangirl till I nearly lose my head
And heart
Tumblr, I still love you
All the hipster blogs don’t know what I’m saying
But all of us fandoms aren’t dismaying
Because there’s plenty of pain to go around
Then some
And we know how it feels to stare at the screen
For boys with scars and time machines
And we know we owe our fangirl shrieks to you
Thanks to you
Tumblr, I still love you
What would I do without my blog
Or my perfect flawless dashboard?
What would I do without my followers?
Where would I go to hear the news
Or be surprised by food porn?
Where would I go to get some Darren Criss?
Tumblr, I still love you.
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
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